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Siren Alarm

July 22, 2017 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

Morrison the ogre has exactly one job to do, which is good, because one is a number he can count to. So long as he keeps the sirens out, the dwarves will be happy and this befuddling talent contest, and all its clamour, will finally be at an end.

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July 22, 2017 /Kat Kennewell
Flash Fiction, Fantasy, NYCMidnight Challenge
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Consumed

September 22, 2016 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

Yuki has been consumed by her wine bar’s future home since she first saw the place that first spring day. But that’s just a figure of speech, isn’t it?

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September 22, 2016 /Kat Kennewell
Flash Fiction, Ghost stories, Japan, NYCMidnight Challenge
Stand-alone Stories
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A Trip to the Bar

July 29, 2016 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

Melody has made a powerful, albeit inanimate, enemy at the bar tonight. Or has she?

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July 29, 2016 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Flash Fiction, Comedy
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The Good Doctor

November 19, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

As far as she’s concerned, it’s a simple case of good triumphing over evil, and Dr. Cowen has righteousness on her side. As far as he’s concerned, the only thing simple is that she couldn’t be more wrong.

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November 19, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Flash Fiction, Drama, Australia
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Optional Extras

November 03, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in To be continued?

Gregory’s closed the deal and just needs to deliver the order to his waiting customer. But when he discovers there was a mix-up with the product, he’s forced to go visit a different client to make the swap himself, and stare the truth of his new line of work quite literally in the face.

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November 03, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Horror, Short Story Challenge
To be continued?
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Of Shikotsu Ice

October 27, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in To be continued?

This year’s Ice Festival promises to be the most spectacular display of sculptures ever, except, of course, for Yamamoto’s boring old lifeboat. What possible reason could he have to ruin the only exciting thing that ever happens in this town by making the same dumb carving year after year anyway?

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October 27, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Short Story Challenge, Japan, Ghost stories
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Australia, Land of Tomorrow

October 23, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

The promise of better has led a young man from the dreary wreckage of post-war England to the summer heat of Bathurst, New South Wales. Clearing his paperwork is the last step of that journey and, maybe, the first in finding his new life. 

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October 23, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Flash Fiction, Historical Fiction, Australia
Stand-alone Stories
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One Finger

September 17, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

Sasaki’s essay captured the harrowing tale his grandfather has always told of the bombing of Hiroshima, winning him the chance to take part in the momentous 75th year anniversary event. But the most horrifying detail of the story is the one he seems to have gotten wrong.

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September 17, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Japan, Drama, Flash Fiction
Stand-alone Stories
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The Artist's Scheme

August 18, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

In the fair sea breeze, the artist gazed across the deck of the ship ...

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August 18, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
100 words or less
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Electrical Impulses

August 11, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

“Electrical impulses!” Bruce declared as he slammed his glass down onto the side table with such force that Alicia was sure it would shatter. The glass gave a slight ring in protest, but held its form. Alicia winced nonetheless, both in nervous response to the strain on the glass and in defiance against Bruce’s definitive tone.

Dedicated to Stu ... it really was a most interesting conversation...
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August 11, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
Ghost stories
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Vs. The World

August 08, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

Everyday is a battle. Me against the the world. And I seem to be losing. 

 

And no, I didn't know about the show 'Dan Vs.' when I wrote the story. I found the image later. -Kat
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August 08, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
Rated M15+
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One Grey Morning

August 04, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

It's a Tuesday morning and it looks like it might rain...

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August 04, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
100 words or less
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Pink Goo

July 30, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

“Um…” Jimmy said, coughing slightly and attempting to flick away a bit of the goo that was sliding off the side of his head. “The plan didn’t go as expected. Um….”

Mary looked at Jimmy. Then at the ceiling. Then at the floor. The same pink goop was coating all three. She tried to suppress a smile, and failed miserably.

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July 30, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
500 words or less
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Andrew's Sunday Morning

July 27, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

When I woke up on Sunday, I knew two things. First, I had managed to secure myself my annual 'I-should-know-better-by-now' hangover. Second, this was not a room I had been in before. At least, not while sober.

 

Thanks to Andrew Jobling for the writing prompt!

This story is dedicated to Edith and Zoe. Thanks ladies. Your words meant everything. 
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July 27, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
Writing Prompts
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Honeymooners are the Worst

July 19, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in To be continued?

There’s nothing to stop you from having the stay of your dreams at the Vientiane Cuvee Resort, providing money is no object, of course.  But for those few who travel between the indulgent guest rooms and the service back halls, where even thoughts are the property of the Company, simple naivety can push your tab far too high.  

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July 19, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Sci-Fi, Flash Fiction
To be continued?
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Shortcut

July 18, 2015 by Kat Kennewell in Stand-alone Stories

With the language barrier smashed by booze, the train yard fences are nothing for me and my new mates. 

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July 18, 2015 /Kat Kennewell
NYCMidnight Challenge, Flash Fiction, Japan, Action/Adventure
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